Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Favorite Zombie Movie List

Here is a list of my favorite Zombie films. I'd like to hear your list as well.

George A. Romero’s, Night of the Living Dead : classic

Night of the Living Dead

Return of the Living Dead: they freakin ran for the first time

Return of the Living Dead

Pet Semetery 1 and 2: Zombie animals

Pet Semetary 2

Shaun of the Dead: What is there not to love about this movie?

Shaun of the Dead

Resident Evil series: Mila Jovovich, nuff said.

Resident Evil 2

Return of the Living Dead 3: First emo zombie

Return of the Living Dead 3

Army of Darkness: Some put it in the zombie category, some don't...I do.

Army of Darkness

And more recently: Zombieland, duh.


Tuesday, June 21, 2011

I believe I've avoided being morbid

How do you wanna go out?  I wanna die peacefully in my sleep or while having hot and sweaty...but then I realized there are many much more elaborate and grand deaths and so, I decided to get a little more creative...

5 Best and 5 Worst Ways To Die:

Best: Valiant Volcano Death
In a courageous act of heroism I sacrifice myself by plunging into the mouth of a giant active volcano, miraculously stopping the impending doom of eruption, saving thousands from a dreadful demise. Oh Hell Yeah!

Worst: Eaten Alive
By taking a swim in a piranha infested lake. Because that would just be stupid.

Best: Offed By Poison Dart
It would be a slow working poison causing a high fever in which I would undergo vivid hallucinations where I would be flying, in which case, not realizing that I have actually swan dived off the Golden Gate Bridge and am falling to my death.

Worst: Toilet Drowning
Luckily, I have not yet been that drunk...

Best: Death by Rock-n-Roll
Who wouldn't want to go out that way?!

Worst: Autopsied
"After making the cut, the subject's heart...*cough*...After rectifying an anomaly, I will now continue the procedure of removing the heart."

Best: Glomped To Death
For those who don't know, to be glomped is to be hugged with a great enthusiasm. I'd be loved to death.

Worst: Chewed To Death
If I were attacked by zombies it would not be like with the piranhas. The piranhas would finish me off where zombies (as seen in the movies) never finish their meals. They chew on ya for a bit, maybe rip some flesh here and there or remove a limb, but they never completely finish you off, down to the bone as it were. Of course, then I'd become a zombie myself and I would at least have the decency...anyway

Best: In A Grand Escape
In truth I'd want to live long enough to be that old lady in a wheelchair recognized by all the good looking, young male nurses as the one to watch out for.

My final downfall would be in the headlines: "98 yr old looses her life while attempting an intricately planned escape from the local senior citizens home..."

Worst: Being scared half to death, twice.

P.S.  There's a Facebook page and I just haven't felt like fucking with a widget yet, but here's a link.  Go "like" it mmkay.

Friday, June 17, 2011

Who would you like to meet?

Who would you like to meet? This is a question I came across on a facebook application. Of course I am going to assume they mean if I could meet anyone, who would that be. Oh the possibilities are endless, but I broke the list down to just a few to share with you.

1. The Russian Giant: Have you seen him fight?
The Russian Giant

The Russian Giant

2. Christopher Walken : I'd have him read me The Raven.
Christopher Walken

3. Teddy Roosevelt : So many reasons, but mostly "Speak softly and carry a big stick." One of my favorite quotes.
Teddy Roosevelt

4. An Alien: Not the scary Aliens species.

So, who would you like to meet?

Monday, June 6, 2011

How I know when the force is with me

On a good day, everything goes my way. (Hey, that rhymed. Poet and didn't know it.)

If I can wake up in the morning and make it to the bathroom without running into anything...like the wall, or door, or....(like I do most mornings) then its been a good day.

When I don't have to work, its been a good day.

When everyone seems to get me, no mind control necessary, its been a good day.

If I find money stuffed in a pocket or purse that I didn't know I had, its been a good day.

If I don't loose my phone, its been a good day.

If I don't get scratched by one of the cats after they've used me as a launch point, its been a good day.

If I go into a room and actually remember why, its been a good day.

If the voices in my head can actually remember the entire song of Blue Moon, rather than just repeating 2 of the verses over and over and...then its been a good day.

If the voices remain completely silent, not as interesting, but still a good day.

If I get a comment on a post (because I'm a complete harlot when it comes to comments), then its been a good day.

I'm easily pleased.