Tuesday, December 18, 2018

My Realistic New Year's Resolutions

The following are my goals for the New Year.  I'm super excited about these resolutions.  They are goals that I can actually see myself keeping.  Believe in me, because I believe in me!

  • Forget past mistakes.  I never learn from them anyway.
  • Find lost city of Atlantis.
  • Less pants wearing.
  • I will act my wage $$.
  • I will gain more winter weight to survive the cold.
  • Pet more cats and dogs.
  • Accept that I will see people I know in public.
  • Carpe the hell out of that Diem.
  • Be more awesome if possible.
  • Become rich and famous.
  • Conquer the world.
  • Nap.
  • Actually follow through on my New Year's resolutions.