Thursday, November 8, 2018

Themed Thursday: 30 Punny Pick Up Lines

Following, are the best of the worst, cheesiest, almost too sweet to handle punny pick up lines I could find.  And I must be hungry because too many of them are food related...

bad puns

  1. If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
  2. I'm gonna call you flood zone, because dam girl!
  3. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
  4. Are you Jewish by any chance?  Because you Israeli hot!
  5. If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
  6. If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.
  7. Do you live in a corn field, because I'm stalking you.
  8. Are you a 90 degree angle?  Because you're looking right to me.
  9. Is your name Ariel?  Because I think we mermaid for each other.
  10. Are you from Jamaica?  Because Jamaican me crazy.
  11. Not even Snape could Severus apart.
  12. You must be a banana, because I find you a peeling.
  13. I'd love to see you s'more.
  14. You've got a peach of my heart.
  15. You're waffle-y cute.
  16. This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
  17. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
  18. Are you a sea lion?  Because I can sea you lion in my bed later.
  19. Are you a beaver, cuz dam girl!
  20. You remind me of my chapstick, cuz you da balm.
  21. Are you related to Yoda? Cuz yodalicious.
  22. Take me to the loony bin, cuz you bacon me crazy!
  23. It takes two to mango.
  24. You're the Obi-Wan for me.
  25. Nice buns.
  26. I wanna pizza you.
  27. You make me so corny.
  28. You ready for a Koala-ty relationship?
  29. Are you from Tennessee?  Cuz you're the only ten I see.
  30. If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus-Fine.

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