Friday, September 2, 2016

Happy Birthmas To Me!

On this day (some odd number of years ago...) my mother, through immaculate conception, gave birth to a legend!...To me!...She gave birth to me!  I'm the legend.  Keep up.

It is a time of wondrous celebration and rejoicing. I'm practically a Disney freakin princess ya'll, worship me!  

On this spectacular day in history it is culturally acceptable to drink immense amounts of alcohol, run naked through the streets, throw money and candy in my direction (In My Direction, mind you, NOT directly at me) and watch whole marathons of Doctor Who, Star Trek (any series being allowed), Sherlock, other words, Geek the Hell out.  

Delight in inappropriate yet spiritual festivities and Enjoy Me!!....not like that...perv....