Monday, June 15, 2015

Short and Sweet: Clara watches Zombieland

I've mentioned before that my 3 year old loves zombie movies so I thought she would love Zombieland, and she did!  She laughed and smiled and even made fun of the "silly" clown zombie but at one point in the movie, I looked over to her and she was crying, and not just crying but bawling her ass off.  It was at the scene when Tallahassee was locked in the toy booth and zombies were surrounding him.  I couldn't figure out, why at this one point in the movie upset her.  Was she afraid for him?  Did she think he was done for?  So I asked her why she was crying and through the tears and blubbers she yelled "The teddy bears!!" Tallahassee was shooting the teddy bears.....

Zombieland Toy Booth
 

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Themed Thursday: Best of Bacon

Bacon
Nuff Said!

funny bacon

bacon

bacon equals happiness

bacon kisses

kevin bacon

for the love of bacon

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

One Sad Sob Fest

I've lost my ability to be witty and sarcastic.  My story is a heartbreaking one of a somewhat clever woman who birthed two wild beasts that destroy most all her mental faculties on a daily bases.

And yes, this is me blaming my lovely children for my great lack of reason, wit or sense.

I've wanted to blog, thought of it often in fact.  But every time I sit down to type out a post....um....uh...well....F-it.

With my menu planning, grocery lists, to do lists of house hold chores, errands, phone calls and other such bs, you'd think I'd have gone mental by now, but not the fun wacky way I've always pictured.  Nope, I become the slack jawed, molded into the couch, slobber running down my chin, practically brain dead kind of loony.

So cry for me and my pitiful existence...or laugh and point.  I'm too ....too ...blah to care.  (Please brain, come back to me!)