Things my two year old has said to me that I have found somewhat entertaining....
- "Stop crying and go to your room!" (I was pretending to cry which some times work; the little sh....)
- "Little Sh!t" (I suppose that's a habit I'm gonna have to break...)
- "Mommy, you're poopy. Go to the potty now!" (All I did was let out a small whisper...in my panties...in the privacy of my own home...I'm allowed!)