Wednesday, July 17, 2013

I'm so Preggo that...

I'm so preggo that wearing shoes that tie...yeah NO.


I'm so preggo that it takes me a day and a half to roll over in bed.


I'm so preggo that my swollen footprint has been mistaken for Big Foot's.


I'm so preggo that if I were to sit on the ground, there would be NO getting back up.


I'm so preggo that if I drink milk I get heartburn.


And finally, I'm so preggo that if this child were to rip out of my stomach, Alien style, right this minute, I'd be overwhelmed with joy!

aliens

 

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