Friday, October 4, 2013

I Just Keep Disappearing on you!


Valid excuse my ass!  I need to get my priorities straight!  Blog first, babies second...but she's a damn cute excuse ain't she?!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Themed Thursday: Pirates!

Gena Davis
 If I could be a pirate, I'd be Gena Davis in Cutthroat Island.  She was such a badass in that movie!
Captain Jack
 The best pirate ever, however, Captain Jack Sparrow!
Arrr

F-it, lets be pirates

For the booty

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Themed Thursday: Ninjas

Teddy bear ninjas

ninjas

cat ninja

ninjas are everywhere

sexy ninja

sexy ninja

Which is your favorite?

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

I'm so Preggo that...

I'm so preggo that wearing shoes that tie...yeah NO.


I'm so preggo that it takes me a day and a half to roll over in bed.


I'm so preggo that my swollen footprint has been mistaken for Big Foot's.


I'm so preggo that if I were to sit on the ground, there would be NO getting back up.


I'm so preggo that if I drink milk I get heartburn.


And finally, I'm so preggo that if this child were to rip out of my stomach, Alien style, right this minute, I'd be overwhelmed with joy!

aliens

 

Monday, July 8, 2013

Geekdom: Ironman, Wolverine, Superman or Batman???

We all have our favorites, the heroes we admire and wish we could emulate.  So out of Ironman, Batman, Superman and Wolverine, which would you rather be and why???

Ironman: 



 
Ironman

Take the suit away and what is he? Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist. 



 Batman: 



Batman

Why?  Well as my friend Amber puts it, "Because he's dark, mysterious, rich and has the coolest car, after all its the car, chicks dig the car."

and then there's this: 
Always be batman

Superman: 


superman

God like powers, faster than a speeding bullet, can fly....any questions?

and finally,


Wolverine: 



wolverine

Not to mention the Chops on that man, but Wolverine can not die!  And I think my friend Devlin puts it best, "
"Wolverine, I mean come on: twice the isolation and abandonment complex as batman, three times the self assured smugness as Ironman, and uh weakness- hello he heals himself, even he doesn't know how old he really is, and fuck the origins movie- none yet Superman is affected by Kryptonite and stars (or suns if you will) of different color- yellow sun 'awesome', red sun 'oh no! we suck again!'"

My obvious choice is Wolverine.  What's yours?

Wednesday, May 1, 2013

I've been infected with another parasite!!!

Yep, that's right.  The Mountain Man has impregnated me once again.  Hence the reason I haven't been posting lately.  The first 3 months were once again HELL ON EARTH!  Then along with getting ready to move and finals coming up, you're lucky I thought of all you lovely readers at all...just sayin...

So we're having another girl.  Wanna see her?

evil baby
Haha, just kidding...I hope...

I do have the ultra-sound pics and I promise to post them soon mmkay?

On the plus side, I get my big boobs back!  Remember these???

big boobs
Halloween 2010. 

Thursday, January 10, 2013

Themed Thursday: WTF?! UPDATED

So something went wrong with the original WTF post so this is the updated version.

On the interwebz its an everyday thing to come across something that makes you think What the Fuck?!  So here are a few I've come across recently.  Enjoy.

WTF Toys

wtf toy
pooping dog toy


WTF Jacket

hug me jacket


WTF Tattoo

wtf tattoo


WTF Science

Japanese Scientists create Meat from Poop!!

WTF Video

Sunday, January 6, 2013

School, Bad

     School has officially made me stupid.  My well of genius has run dry.  I lack the ability to be witty, sarcastic and creative.  My mind is so full of the crap that I must learn for school that beyond that...tree pretty, fire bad?...
     I have two semesters left.  Please pray for me.  Pray that the good ol' me returns after graduation.
     Also, I promise, this semester, I'll do better at keeping up with the blog... :(