Monday, August 27, 2012

Excuses, excuses!

Hi, remember me?

So the most recent excuse for me not posting lately is this.  If I stay away from the computer desk, then she stays away from the computer desk.

Also, I've been doing a bit more modeling:
 A bloody fun time with ToxicartandPhotography.

And a river shoot with my bestie Bambam.

And lastly, I've taken up acting in an online show found here as the character called Talula.

Lastly, me and the Mountain man went to Bull Shoals Lake for an awesomely drunken weekend. 
Can you guess which one is the mountain man?  ;)

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Blood Bath

So I've been on Spring Break this week.  I had meant to catch up on homework, instead, I've been having fun, mostly with photo shoots.  The most recent one, was a fun and bloody mess with photographer Bam.

Blood bath
We are somewhat demented.  My favorite part of the shoot was Sarah Ann (makeup) "She needs more blood."

Monday, March 19, 2012

All Those Little Things

Now, most people say they are thankful for their wonderful friends and loving family and blah, blah, blah. Of course I am too, but what about all the little things that make life grand?

I am thankful for:

Dr. House- your cynical humor keeps me entertained.

Snoop Dogg's dancing- more entertainment value.

Cereal- my favorite food.

Peanut butter- my chocolate.

Jenny The Bloggess- you are my hero.

lol Cats- Shut up. I can like them if I wanna.

The internet- my virtual reality.

Cheap horror and sci fi flicks- nuff said.

My readers- Ok, so I put you on my list of the little things that I am thankful for, but really you're up there with family and friends. Really you are!

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Themed Thursday: Epic Mullets

And the all time winner of epic mullets is...:

Elvira Mullet

Friday, January 13, 2012

Shit I'm a Mom!...Shit, I shouldn't say shit any more....

I had a request to write a blog of my experiences as a new mother.  There are so many to choose from, but then would they be as entertaining to you as they are to me?  I mean, she's my baby, everything she does is awesome to me.  Should I tell you about the first day she was home and shit in Mountain Man's hand while I was trying to take a picture of her butt?  Or how lifting her legs is like a lever for the shit shoot?  Seriously, an arch of shit with the shhhhhhh sound and everything.  She's shit, pissed, thrown up, and slobbered all over us and I realized, babies are fucking gross.  But when its your own child, its just cute...yeah, I'm one of those moms.

Something else I find entertaining, you can always tell a breast fed baby, she snaps like a turtle at anything that comes near her mouth.  I recently stopped breast feeding her with school coming up.  I miss it already...(sappy, I know, hormones...)  I also miss the cleavage, but most of all, I forgot, before drying up, that I had plans to give Mountain Man a pearl necklace.  Fair is fair right?

Anyhow, I apologize for being gone so long.  Its been a little difficult getting back on track.  But in return for your forgiveness, I'll leave you with a cute baby picture...(yep, one of those moms).

baby kicking back