Thursday, April 28, 2011

Themed Thursday: Zombies Part 2

You'll recognize these zombies:

zombie Steven Hawkins

zombie Jenna Jameson

zombie Mona Lisa

Zombie Ronald Mcdonald

Zombie Zelda

zombie Chuck Norris

zombe Johnny Cash

zombie Star Wars

Zombie Christopher Walken

The Walken Dead
P.S. I love me some Christopher Walken, one of my favorite actors..

Zombie Strippers

Yes I know, Robert Englund isn't the zombie, but this is a hilarious movie which he acts in, so if you haven't seen it, and are above the age of 18, you so totally should.

And last for part 2 of 4, my most proud moment....


Thats right, I met Max Brooks and had him sign my copy of World War Z.  I'm a luckily bitch like that.

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Who's Your Doctor?

You never forget your first Doctor.


Doctor Who


And there is a Doctor for every generation.

Doctor Who


I'll never forget my first Doctor.

Doctor Who: Christopher Eccleston


I soon familiarized myself with all the previous Doctors. 

And I later had a favorite Doctor.

Doctor Who: David Tennant
A lot of that had to with wanting to nomnomnom his face.


And I'll always love the Doctor, no matter how ugly he gets.

Doctor Who: Matt Smith


Also, for any other Dr. Who fans, I found this cake:

Cyberman Cake

Monday, April 25, 2011

Predator!

Mountain Man and I found a new play pretty at the flea market this weekend...

Predator Action Figure

Rawr!

He's so pretty
Ain't he just so awesome?

Friday, April 22, 2011

Awesomeness

How can a cake be any more awesome?

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Themed Thursday: Zombies Part 1

I like zombies A LOT.  So I'm breaking this one down into 4 parts.  Today is cartoon zombies...

zombie princesses

zombie pokemon

zombie he-man

zombie sponge bob

zombie Charlie Brown

zombie Scooby Doo
I saved the best for last.

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Happy 420 Everybody!

If you don't know the meaning of the 420 holiday, well...its ok, I won't push you.  Enjoy the day anyhow!

Monday, April 18, 2011

7 Things I Probably Shouldn't Tell You About Myself

I received an award from Angela over at Begging The Answer.  Go check out her blog, she is awesomesauce!


See, see! Ain't it pretty!  In order to except this pretty little thing, I have to post 7 things about myself.  So, here we go...


1. My real ambition in life is to work for the Mythbusters.

2. I am clumsy, to the extreme meaning of the word. Just an accident waiting to happen.

3. I like big lipped rockers.

Like this guy:



Steven Tyler




And this guy: (Freejack's bounty hunter version preferably.)


Mick Jagger


4. If you dare me to do something (of a non-sexual nature) I will most likely do it. It comes from having an older brother and constantly being his guinea pig. Like the time I was in the 2nd grade and...

My brother: Hey Brandy, I dare you to jump off the house.

Me: OK!

5. I don't like to eat in front of people I hardly know. I have a big mouth and I eat with both hands. (Stop it with the giggles, perverts.) It doesn't make for a pretty picture.

6. I'm annoying. Like Lambchop's This is the Song that Doesn't End annoying. Or scrapping your nails down a chalk board annoying. Or like repeating yourself over and over annoying. Or like repeating yourself over and over....

7. I get embarrassed when sexual topics come up in conversation. Not the "That's what she said" type, but the....other stuff.

Alright, so now you know some of my dirty lil secrets and downfalls.  Can you find it in your hearts to still love me?

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Themed Thursday: Tiny Little Critters


Who doesn't like cute little tiny critters?!  There's lots of awwww in this post.  Or if you're weird like that, maybe some ewwww.
Tiny monkey


Tiny Frog

Little Bat

Tiny squid/octopus thing

tiny gecko

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Geekdom: Trekkie

I'm a huge Star Trek fan.  If you're are not, you fail.  But I still love you.

Star Trek Corset
This is something from an old Geekdom post and something that I dearly want to have.  I wouldn't mind having the boobs as well....

And is it morbid that I desperately want to own one of these?....

Star Trek Photon Torpedo Casket
Oh well, just wanted to share some of my trekkie with you.  Enjoy.  And I'll close with this:

Star Trek Wins

Monday, April 11, 2011

Rant and Rave: Pet Peeves

“I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation” Whoopi

Pet peeves. Everybody has them. Lets have a sharing moment shall we:

-Know it alls. Intelligence is something I admire. I will gladly listen to advice when given, but those, "You're an idiot and you're doing it wrong" people, not worth pissing on.

-People who cut in line.  Do you seriously think I'm not going to say anything because you stepped in all quite like?  And it's not gonna be "excuse me, the end of the line is back there", it's gonna be something more along the line of "WTF!?"

-Women drivers. I know. I'm one of them.

-Getting in trouble for something I didn't do. I will fess up, especially if it was brilliantly devious (whether or not I did it in that case), but try to tell me I did something I didn't do and I'm like a cat in the bag.

-Done it alls. Often belonging to the Know it alls group. "I've done that and my experience was so much better than yours..." Bullshi...

-Stupid Stubborn. Someone with a particular idea or opinion that sticks and is wrong. You can prove it to them, documented facts and all, and they still won't believe you. Recently had an argument over what deja vou means. Got out the damn dictionary-still won't believe me!

-Men who don't put the toilet seat down. You're not in danger of falling in. I AM!

Ok, there is more, but I'm stopping here. Your turn.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Zombies, Pirates and Free Porn!

So, I was complaining recently to a friend how lazy I was about advertising my blog.  Because you are all my lovelies and you make me happy and of course I want more of you.  And it wasn't so much complaining as it was...

Friend:  You ONLY have HOW MANY followers?  

Me: Fuck off.

Friend:  Seriously though, why don't you advertise?

Me:  How do you advertise a blog?

Friend:  You do this and that and ...

She started sounding like the teacher from the Peanuts cartoon, but then something she said brought my attention back.  I can get hits using certain keywords and by adding tags and captions to my photos and hey, I do that stuff already, why not just take it to a new level?.....


So (I like the word so, it makes the sentence seem more important...I do what I want!)....sooooo, I started considering what keywords were popular.  Zombies, Pirates, Free Porn,...free zombie porn....What?  Those aren't popular?  Must just be me.  And then there's the pictures!  What pictures could I post with great captions to bring people to my page?...hmmm

BOOBS

SEX

SLOW SEX...
Please take careful note of the picture captions.  I'm quite proud of myself.  I am SO gonna pull in some audience with THIS one!.....

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Themed Thursday: The 80's

I was having difficulties coming up with a post for today and my friend Leslie helped me out by reminding me of the 80's and crimped hair.  I miss crimped hair.  Then I realized, there's a lot that I miss from the 80's.

Crimped hair
Like the cartoons.  I was a kid in the 80's.  Cartoons were a vital part of everyday.

80s cartoons

And of course the movies.  

Beetlejuice

Labyrinth

The Goonies
The 80's produced way too many awesome movies for me to list them all here.

Then there was the fashion.

80s fashion
Which wasn't all awesome, but had its moments.

And last, the music.  I had trouble picking a favorite hit song, even after taking votes on facebook, so I'm posting a couple compilations, enjoy.



What do you miss most about the 80's?