So this weekend my mother and I were searching through the newspaper for job openings when she went off track and found a job posting for "driver needed". I immediately began shaking my head no as she read off the job.
Me: Absolutely not mother!
Mom: ...500 a week...
Me: I would sue any company that hired YOU as a driver.
Mom: ...must have a valid license, I have that....
Mom: Why not?
Me: Because. I was with you when you ran over the median last week. I was with you when you went the wrong way down a one way. AND, I was with you when you got pulled over for drunk driving.
Mom: I don't even drink.
Me: Exactly my point!
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