Friday, July 8, 2011

My Mother's Driving

So this weekend my mother and I were searching through the newspaper for job openings when she went off track and found a job posting for "driver needed". I immediately began shaking my head no as she read off the job.

Me: Absolutely not mother!

Mom: ...500 a week...

Me: I would sue any company that hired YOU as a driver.

Mom: ...must have a valid license, I have that....

Me: No!

Mom: Why not?

Me: Because. I was with you when you ran over the median last week. I was with you when you went the wrong way down a one way. AND, I was with you when you got pulled over for drunk driving.

Mom: I don't even drink.

Me: Exactly my point!

Also, go here and follow, mmkay?


Oilfield Trash said...

I love how you stood up to her.

hoodyhoo said...

On the recent Family Vacay, I not only had to chastise my mother for clipping her nails at the dinner table, I also carried around a leftover biscuit for her in my purse FOR A WEEK. The roles have officially reversed.

Slyde said...

THAT was awesome! 2 pts to the girl with the sharp tongue... :)

Wow, that was awkward said...

I love how you'd sue anybody that hires her. Made me laugh out loud for real.

The Six-Fingered Monkey said...

I had a similar argument with my GRANDMA!

I lost.

She now drives a cab for a living.

If you ever come to Long Island, don't take a cab ride.