Jealous, aren't you.
In other news...
I need some advice. The baby bump has begun to show. I do not have stretch marks appearing yet but I'd like to never see them. However, all the lotions and creams than everyone has been telling me about has cocoa butter in them. I HATE cocoa butter! It smells like ass and if I had to wear it on a daily bases I'd be back to the way I was during the first three months of this parasite taking over my body, in other words, puking 24/7 and as much FUN as that was, lets not have a repeat mmkay.
Does anyone know of any other options? ...Cheap options?