Ok, seriously, this is all just a bunch of random crap that makes me giggle. If you feel you need any explanation, I'd be happy to oblige, otherwise I hope you get a few giggles yourself.
-Songs that my dad taught me when I was 8 yrs old which led to my mother having to explain to me that singing said songs to strangers in a grocery store was not exactly appropriate:
"I like to go a swimming,
with a lot a naked women,
when the waters down lowwww."
"She was coming around the mountain going 90 miles an hour when the chain on her bicycle broke,
She was found in the grass,
With a sprocket up her ass,
And her titty playing dixie on the spokes."
-What does a 300 pd canarie say?
Here kitty, kitty.
-Ever been at a bar and been completely inebriated and met a guy (a 60 or 70 something Willie Nelson look-a-like) and asked him to sing On the Road Again? And actually have him do it? I have. :D
-Trying to say inebriated while drunk. ( I miss drinking.)
-And for some reason, this little guy:
P.S. What makes you giggle?