Friday, May 27, 2011

I Be Stylin!

I'm not really, unless you can say having a preggo belly is whats "In" right now.  In that case, I'm rockin it!

But I am at least cool enough to receive this:


Well, at least she thinks I'm cool enough.  "She" being Angela over at Begging The Answer!

She is absolutely awesome and entertaining, check her out...Not like that Perverts!

There are rules to receiving this, but I'm lazy and NO!  Don't Wanna!  But I'm keeping anyway and try to keep me from it!  Go ahead, lets see what you got!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Daily Dose of Cookoo

Are you getting your daily dose of cookoo? You should be. Its what keeps you from going insane. My crazy likes to come out and play when I get bored. My family and friends have to suffer through it because often times I entertain myself with wonderfully childish pranks.

However, there have been times, when bored, that I have found myself doing some odd, sometimes dim-witted, possibly wrong, but always highly entertaining things.

I've practiced being a stunt double for a fight scene. you don't need a partner for this. Its not like you need someone there to pretend to be kicking your ass...though it gets complicated to explain to someone just walking in.

I've tried to move things with my mind. Oh come on, everybody has tried it at least once. Hey and I'm sure some succeed.

I've danced like Mick Jagger. Always best to do in private, unless you want someone to think you're talented enough to have seizures standing up.

I've attempted flying. Need to work on the landing...

I add sound effects, to life in general.

I've tried eating with my toes, brushing my hair with my toes, writing this post with my toes....

I've played hide and seek with the cats. The bastards kick ass at hide and seek.

If I see it on TV and they say "Don't try this at home" I probably will.

Plans for boredom in the near future:

-Going to Walmart (because apparently all the fun things should be done at Walmart. Why? IDK) and playing hide and seek with strangers.

-Going to Home Depot and having them explain how to put siding on my house while pretending to be a British chick who's hard of hearing. Because I like how "What'd you say?" sounds in a loud British accent.

-Banning the word Spork and forcing the usage of Foon.

How do you keep yourself entertained?

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Out Of The Loop

The Mountain Man is cheating on me with one of my best friends!!!  Meet Bambam, my rival.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Its A Girl!



Sorry I haven't posted in a while.  Had semester finals and then a Doctor's appointment in which we found out that its a girl!  Clara Marie.  Yeah?  Oh yeah, I like that name.  

Anyhow, I promise to be back soon with my typical antics.  See you all soon!

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Modeling

Modeling, its something I do now and then.  I have a few shoots coming up soon and I was taking a look back at what I've done so far.   Its been fun.  One of my favorite photographers to work with has been Johnathan Heasley.  Below is some of his work from about a year ago.  If you'd like to see more (and more of me) check out his website at: http://johnathanheasley.darkfolio.com/


This one was one of my brave moments.
I'm shameless.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Scary Shit On The Internet

I'm not talking about the obvious shit like stalkers and identity theft.  I'm talking about that shit that pops out at you in the least expected moments while doing a search or ....






And then when you actually do a search on "scary", over half the shit that comes up are clowns!  WTF?



Clowns don't scare me but I know a few people who are going to hate...love me for this post...

My Last Post

All gone.  Meany head blogger did it.  /Super sadface.  I could repost "Themed Thursday: Zombies pt 4" but I'm lazy...If you really really want it.  I'll bring it back.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Bike Ride

Yesterday was perfect weather and the Mountain Man surprised me with a motorcycle ride out to his favorite fishing hole.  And as much as some people like to throw a fit about taking a pregnant woman on a motorcycle, Bite Me!  I'll ride behind him until I'm too big to.  I had a huge bug filled grin the entire time.


Jealous, aren't you.


In other news...

I need some advice.  The baby bump has begun to show.  I do not have stretch marks appearing yet but I'd like to never see them.  However, all the lotions and creams than everyone has been telling me about has cocoa butter in them.  I HATE cocoa butter!  It smells like ass and if I had to wear it on a daily bases I'd be back to the way I was during the first three months of this parasite taking over my body, in other words, puking 24/7 and as much FUN as that was, lets not have a repeat mmkay.


Does anyone know of any other options?  ...Cheap options? 

Friday, May 6, 2011

You Really Can Find ANYTHING In Miniature

I may not have mentioned that I have a split personality.  My friends know me as both Good Brandy and Bad Brandy.  This blog is for Bad Brandy to have fun, but I have another blog for Good Brandy and her lady like crafts.  Its here if you'd like to witness this phenomenon.  


I make dollhouses and dollhouse miniatures.  Well, recently in my searches for new miniature ideas I realized that you can find ANYTHING in miniature.  Observe:

miniature sex toys

Miniature dildo

Miniature condoms

Monday, May 2, 2011

Shits and Giggles

Ok, seriously, this is all just a bunch of random crap that makes me giggle. If you feel you need any explanation, I'd be happy to oblige, otherwise I hope you get a few giggles yourself.

-Songs that my dad taught me when I was 8 yrs old which led to my mother having to explain to me that singing said songs to strangers in a grocery store was not exactly appropriate:

"I like to go a swimming,
with a lot a naked women,
when the waters down lowwww."

And:
 
"She was coming around the mountain going 90 miles an hour when the chain on her bicycle broke,
She was found in the grass,
With a sprocket up her ass,
And her titty playing dixie on the spokes."

-What does a 300 pd canarie say? 

Here kitty, kitty.

-Ever been at a bar and been completely inebriated and met a guy (a 60 or 70 something Willie Nelson look-a-like) and asked him to sing On the Road Again? And actually have him do it? I have. :D

-Trying to say inebriated while drunk.  ( I miss drinking.)

-And for some reason, this little guy:



P.S. What makes you giggle?