Friday, April 8, 2011

Zombies, Pirates and Free Porn!

So, I was complaining recently to a friend how lazy I was about advertising my blog.  Because you are all my lovelies and you make me happy and of course I want more of you.  And it wasn't so much complaining as it was...

Friend:  You ONLY have HOW MANY followers?  

Me: Fuck off.

Friend:  Seriously though, why don't you advertise?

Me:  How do you advertise a blog?

Friend:  You do this and that and ...

She started sounding like the teacher from the Peanuts cartoon, but then something she said brought my attention back.  I can get hits using certain keywords and by adding tags and captions to my photos and hey, I do that stuff already, why not just take it to a new level?.....


So (I like the word so, it makes the sentence seem more important...I do what I want!)....sooooo, I started considering what keywords were popular.  Zombies, Pirates, Free Porn,...free zombie porn....What?  Those aren't popular?  Must just be me.  And then there's the pictures!  What pictures could I post with great captions to bring people to my page?...hmmm

BOOBS

SEX

SLOW SEX...
Please take careful note of the picture captions.  I'm quite proud of myself.  I am SO gonna pull in some audience with THIS one!.....

7 comments:

Oilfield Trash said...

Boob pictures seem to work. I gained like 30 followers from my post about women showing us their boobs.

J.R. LeMar said...

You misunderstood. You're supposed to post pictures of YOUR boobs, to gain followers.

Romina Garcia said...

Haha!! Classic.
Someone found my blog the other day by typing in the words "What does it mean when you bleed from your anus?"

...so, don't forget the word ANUS!!

Wow, that was awkward said...

"boobs, followers, free porn, pirates, sex, slow sex, Zombies." Isn't that a typical Tuesday night for you?

hoodyhoo said...

Dennis Quaid works for me. But you can't have him, maybe you can use Martin Short?

momiss said...

Sounds like a winner to me. I am having a hard time making all my best stuff anonymous. I am thinking of starting an anonymous one for the good stuff. LOL

Anonymous said...

I looked up sex in google images and one of your images was 1st page.
thats gotta mean something.