Thursday, January 27, 2011

Themed Thursday: Sock Monster

You know about the sock monster, right?  He hides in your dryer and eats socks.  No one has ever seen him.  There are so many mysteries surrounding this creature.  I want to know.  Is he scary?



Is he cute?




Why socks?

And why just one per pair?


And what does he do with the socks?

10 comments:

Organic Meatbag said...

I am happy to admit that I pretty much never wear a sock on my penis...but if I did, I would be afraid of the sock monster gobbling my socked cock (like how I played that?)...especially if the sock monster looks like Joan rivers, which I imagine it would...

Marty said...

I thought he lived in the dryer, and it's the traveling gnome that lives in your sock drawer and takes them with him to mark every place he's been.

Which actually might make the socked cock make more sense.......

Steam Me Up, Kid said...

GAH! Surprise sock penis! That was startling. (Is that a baby's sock?)

StephanieC said...

GAH! Surprise excessive pubic hair! That was truky startling!

I always remember the animated Beetlejuice. There was a "Land of Lost Things" like pocket change, remote controls, and lonely socks. I just assumed it was true and figured that was where they went. To be with other lonely socks.

;-)

Brandy Rose said...

You know how hard it is to find a good picture of sock penis?

questionablesanity said...

Haha I was totally unprepared for that last picture. The one snuggling with the sock is the best though. Or I think so anyway.

Captain Dumbass said...

I think if I was going to take a picture of myself in a sock I'd, ah, maybe concentrate a little harder. I mean, if you're going to go to all the trouble to begin with.

Johi said...

LMAO!

Wow, that was awkward said...

Geez, that is quite the visual for my first visit to your blog. I like the red skull way better than the little sock guy.

hoodyhoo said...

the sock monster had better be cute instead of scary or I'll be doing laundry even less often than I do now. Of course, thanks to that last pic, I'll be doing said laundry wearing surgical gloves...