3. Will you be my baby daddy/mommy?
4. It puts the lotion on its skin...
5. My ex used to....
6. (baby talk) I want your wee wee in my pee pee
7. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs...
8. Try not to smear my make up...or even touch my hair.
9. I think I need another beer.
And my favorite #10: Your mom taught me that one.