Sunday, January 2, 2011

10 Things you should never say "in the bedroom".

1. oops
2. zzzzzz
3. Will you be my baby daddy/mommy?
4. It puts the lotion on its skin...
5. My ex used to....
6. (baby talk) I want your wee wee in my pee pee
7. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs...
8. Try not to smear my make up...or even touch my hair.
9. I think I need another beer.

And my favorite #10: Your mom taught me that one.

5 comments:

Amber Star said...

As a mom, I might not say this to you, but you look pretty snazzy in that great dress and TCU won :)

Being the fearless woman I am, I went to see "Silence of the Lambs" by myself. I got one sip of my coke before I was mesmerized in a not good way. I came home and snuggled with my husband. Oh gah...that was the scariest movie. I thought "Jaws" was the scariest movie ever, but "Silence of the Lambs" is running a close second.

hoodyhoo said...

Silly girl... there ARE no keys to these handcuffs...

Brandy Rose said...

Amber: I love horror movies so I still haven't found my scariest movie ever yet :)

Hoodyhoo: /giggles

Bodaciousboomer said...

I like your list, especially # 10.

Fred Miller said...

I get away with "I need another beer" pretty often. I think you can start that after about five years together.