Thursday, December 30, 2010

Themed Thursday: Cat in the Hat

Cat in the Hat!

Cat in the Hat
I was gonna write an awesome rhyme to go with this post but every time I started to rhyme this would come out:


I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala



Remember that from back in the day?  Skee-Lo Bitches!!

Anyhow, here's some Cat in the Hat shit....


I want this mounted on my wall!

Granny Wolf Dolls

This is one of the Granny Wolf Originals, Art Dolls by Shannon Martinez.  Check out the link, she's got some neat shit.


Hair hat
The hat...made of hair...its not exactly ewww, just ewww-ish in my opinion.


Slammed I am!
I couldn't come up with a rhyme of my own, so I stole one.  And it suits me...

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Monday, December 27, 2010

Resolutions Require Solutions...Blah!

I will obtain more money.
I will obtain a life.
I will also obtain a secret life of wild nights, possibly some crime, and a whole lot of fun.
I will obtain the knowledge for the world's best prank.
I will obtain a stalker.
I will obtain new excuses for my behavior.
I will obtain a recording of an audience applause to help my self-esteem.

I will stop saying "Lol" in face to face conversation.
I will stop running into doors, windows, walls, tables, chairs...etc.
I will stop tripping over invisible objects.
I will stop embarrassing myself...(hopeless).
I will stop taking all the credit....and start blaming others.
I will stop having conversations with imaginary critters...in public.

I will get a new start on all my bad habits.
I will be more awesome (if possible).

Your turn....

Sunday, December 26, 2010

The point of this post? Is to make you jealous...

Christmas at the band house:
Wtf?!
I finally got to open Mountain Man's gift...

  
Just kidding!
 He rocks!  Call of Duty Black Ops for PC!  I love, love, love it!

I also received...



 Oh yeah!  I had a very geeky Christmas and it was awesome!  At exactly midnight we were like a pack of wild dogs tearing at the flesh...I mean paper of our victims...gifts.  And the one gift I was most proud of was the one I gave Snake.  Yep, I gave a flying fuck....

So, how was your Christmas?  And what was your favorite gift?

Thursday, December 23, 2010

I don't wanna!

Yep, I've got the "I don't wanna"s, as in "I don't wanna do Themed Thursday today and you might wonder why, well, because I'm hungover because I made the decision last night to go out (being quite aware that I had to get up this morning to work) to go see a Primus cover band who weren't too shabby and their lead singer even kinda looked like Les Claypool, anyhow, I had a few to drink and kept ignoring the time and how late it was getting because I just didn't wanna...and so today, in my slightly hungover, extremely sleepy and somewhat aggravated disposition I'll do what I want...true story.

But on the good side, Mountain Man put my Xmas gift under the tree!!  And here it is:

Christmas Wrapping

He has such talent in gift wrapping....

To be fair, I sorta had the wrapping paper hid.

I shook it and squeezed it and yes, I dropped it.  I begged for hints and got, "Its something I'll never use", it has many colors and its not breakable.  I'm hoping its an Ownership Title for The World.  Because that would be awesome and he's the Mountain Man and he can produce miracles like that.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Short and Sweet

Heard any good jokes lately?

So, you know how Eve wore a fig leaf?

What did Adam wear?

Eve
A hole in it....

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Geekdom

Hope you have a very Geeky Xmas!


R2D2 Christmas
R2D2 xmas lights!


Game Controller Ornaments
Game controller ornaments!

And  pic of this years Xmas Tree!...

Christmas Tree
Yes...we have eyeballs on our tree...because we are just THAT awesome!

Monday, December 20, 2010

Rant and Rave

I'm not gay, but I have friends who are and I believe in gay marriage and I'm not gonna get into the religious part of it all, but if you are against gay marriage then please watch Lily Allen's Fuck you video because I just don't have the patience to explain to you how reality doesn't and shouldn't be made to form around your small minded opinions. 

Whoa!  Ranting requires run-on sentences.  (That was fun)

However, if you are like me and are For, then enjoy these lovely pics I found for you and have a good laugh!

That's right bitch!


And my favorite...

Sunday, December 19, 2010

First Impressions

Went to Shoals, Indiana with the Mountain Man this weekend. 

Jug Rock
Met the family.  Went to the local bar with a few of them.  Had a few to drink.....went to his Aunt Barb's....had a few more....below is me....

....just before I spent 3 hrs in her bathroom puking my brains out.

DAMN DO I KNOW HOW TO MAKE GOOD FIRST IMPRESSIONS!

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Themed Thursday

Santa's Coming!


Did the idea of Santa ever creep anyone else out as a kid?  I mean seriously, the idea of some strange man, an immortal with powers that breaks into your home in the middle of the night to treat or punish you....

I learned at a very young age that Santa wasn't real.  And Thank God for that!

Of course, every time we saw "Santa" at the mall or outside Walmart shaking a bell or on the T.V., I had to be reassured that Santa did not exist. 

Yeah, fuck Santa...

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Optimus Prime!

So I went to Mcdonalds the other day (and don't bitch at me about how bad their food and shit is for your health, I'm quite aware of my addiction to their salt, I get the shakes if I don't have my fries) and wanted to get just a little something to eat because I wasn't really all that hungry and so I decided to get the kids happy meal, at 28 yrs old, and when they asked me if it was for a boy or a girl....."What are the toys?"

Optimus Prime
Conclusion:  Boys toys are so much cooler than girls.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Geekdom

As I've said before, I got a little geek in me (that's what she said) and you will see many a post on things geek related, including but not limited to, geek products, gaming triumphs and failures, comic books, zombies, Star Trek, Star Wars....etc.

For example:

ELECTRONIC BUBBLE WRAP!!!  FREAKIN GENIUS!

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Themed Thursday

Wizard of Oz!


Ever notice how similar Wizard of Oz and Alice in Wonderland are?  The idea of that wonderful world coming to life and then being thought just a dream?  And the Halloween costumes of course.  But I can't help wishing authors now and days were on the same good drugs as the ones back when these two stories were written.

I've found a few images to share with you of a more twisted look at the beloved story.  Enjoy!

The first one coming to you from Daily Cow:
 A question was posed to me, if this was a movie, what actors would you like to see for which characters?

I think a remake movie would be awesome.  Something more epic then the Tin Man series of course.



Oh sooooo wrong....but so funny....

You have to admit, two of the main characters looking for body organs, is a little perverse...

I love this one.  Its actually from a show on Hulu.com about people who go overboard on their Halloween costumes.  This is a guys take on steampunk Wizard of Oz, Flying monkey and Toto.

Idk, this one just caught my attention.  I guess I like the role switch, and the Lion's costume is pretty hot.

And last.  It made me giggle.

Thursday, December 2, 2010

Themed Thursday

This, I've decided, is going to be a reoccurring thing.  This week, its Alice in Wonderland.

I've always loved the story of Alice in Wonderland because as a little girl, to have one of the worlds you dreamed up actually come to life...!!!  HOLY SHIT!!!  You're imagination is going crazy with the possibilities now huh!?

I like this one.  Partially because its a good shot and also because my other hobby is miniatures.  So here's another:

And last, because its my favorite character in the story, the Cheshire Cat Costume!

We're all mad here!