But on the good side, Mountain Man put my Xmas gift under the tree!! And here it is:
To be fair, I sorta had the wrapping paper hid.
I shook it and squeezed it and yes, I dropped it. I begged for hints and got, "Its something I'll never use", it has many colors and its not breakable. I'm hoping its an Ownership Title for The World. Because that would be awesome and he's the Mountain Man and he can produce miracles like that.