Sunday, April 13, 2014

Not Trying To Turn This Into A Mom's Blog...but....



Things my two year old has said to me that I have found somewhat entertaining....


  • "Stop crying and go to your room!"  (I was pretending to cry which some times work; the little sh....)
  • "Little Sh!t"  (I suppose that's a habit I'm gonna have to break...)
  • "Mommy, you're poopy.  Go to the potty now!"  (All I did was let out a small whisper...in my panties...in the privacy of my own home...I'm allowed!)
 

Friday, April 4, 2014

Getting My Scare On



I Love horror movies.  Mind you, I Hate slasher movies.  My husband is not a fan of either which leaves me waiting until he's at work to watch them...with my 2 year old, who just happens to love zombie movies in particular.  There are times when I consider the movie to be too graphic for her and I'll try to cover her eyes.  Like the one time the guy was getting attacked by a zombie and was about to rip the zombie's head off...she peeked over my hand and said "Whoa, that was close," just as the zombie's head came off.  So, does that mean I'm doing this right or so very wrong?

Some days I just make the Mountain Man suffer through it.  Some times I'm just too eager to get my scare on.  And other times I'm just feeling cruel and put on a movie that I know he especially will hate, like anything with sharks, he hates sharks!  Mwhahaha....I'm a good wife, because I keep it interesting.

Shark Attack



So, how do you feel about horror movies, fan or not?  Either way, you need to watch this little bit of awesomeness.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Throw Back Thursday!

This is my first Throw Back Thursday picture that I've ever posted.  From what I understand you're supposed to get to just post a picture from back when, and not have to write anything....oops, fail.  Let me introduce you to The Mountain Man, Christmas 2010.


Wednesday, April 2, 2014

April Fool's Fail

So I've been waiting for the 1st of April since last April.  I had so many pranks planned, shit, I was pinning them on Pinterest even.  So the day came, I was busy being mom and completely forgot until an hour before my victim (aka Husband) was supposed to be home.  So instead of having an entire house booby-trapped for the man I adore, I only had time to set up 2 pranks.  I taped the water sprayer on the sink but since I'd gotten him with that last year, I decided to put some poppers on the garage door (his hideout when he's home).  He got home and I was so smooth, he didn't have a clue.  I stood out on the back porch and casually waited for him to open the door anticipating a victory "yelp".  
Alas, my prank failed.  The tape I used to tape the poppers failed.  The cheap crap, should have used duct tape....oh well, at least we still had the sprayer on the sink, right?
He comes back inside and I ask him to get a bottle for the baby.  Again, I waited casually, giving no hint to my deception, when suddenly I hear my much wanted "yelp".  I got him, barely!  He stepped aside saving himself from the full spray and drenching the kitchen floor.  P.S. we have great range on our sprayer, reached all the way to the other side of the kitchen...

Do to my disappointing April 1st, my poor husband will have to deal with me making it up allllll year loooonnggg!!!  :)

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Friday, October 4, 2013

I Just Keep Disappearing on you!


Valid excuse my ass!  I need to get my priorities straight!  Blog first, babies second...but she's a damn cute excuse ain't she?!

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Themed Thursday: Pirates!

Gena Davis
 If I could be a pirate, I'd be Gena Davis in Cutthroat Island.  She was such a badass in that movie!
Captain Jack
 The best pirate ever, however, Captain Jack Sparrow!
Arrr

F-it, lets be pirates

For the booty