Monday, June 15, 2015

Short and Sweet: Clara watches Zombieland

I've mentioned before that my 3 year old loves zombie movies so I thought she would love Zombieland, and she did!  She laughed and smiled and even made fun of the "silly" clown zombie but at one point in the movie, I looked over to her and she was crying, and not just crying but bawling her ass off.  It was at the scene when Tallahassee was locked in the toy booth and zombies were surrounding him.  I couldn't figure out, why at this one point in the movie upset her.  Was she afraid for him?  Did she think he was done for?  So I asked her why she was crying and through the tears and blubbers she yelled "The teddy bears!!" Tallahassee was shooting the teddy bears.....

Zombieland Toy Booth
 

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Themed Thursday: Best of Bacon

Bacon
Nuff Said!

funny bacon

bacon

bacon equals happiness

bacon kisses

kevin bacon

for the love of bacon

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

One Sad Sob Fest

I've lost my ability to be witty and sarcastic.  My story is a heartbreaking one of a somewhat clever woman who birthed two wild beasts that destroy most all her mental faculties on a daily bases.

And yes, this is me blaming my lovely children for my great lack of reason, wit or sense.

I've wanted to blog, thought of it often in fact.  But every time I sit down to type out a post....um....uh...well....F-it.

With my menu planning, grocery lists, to do lists of house hold chores, errands, phone calls and other such bs, you'd think I'd have gone mental by now, but not the fun wacky way I've always pictured.  Nope, I become the slack jawed, molded into the couch, slobber running down my chin, practically brain dead kind of loony.

So cry for me and my pitiful existence...or laugh and point.  I'm too ....too ...blah to care.  (Please brain, come back to me!)

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Not Trying To Turn This Into A Mom's Blog...but....



Things my two year old has said to me that I have found somewhat entertaining....


  • "Stop crying and go to your room!"  (I was pretending to cry which some times work; the little sh....)
  • "Little Sh!t"  (I suppose that's a habit I'm gonna have to break...)
  • "Mommy, you're poopy.  Go to the potty now!"  (All I did was let out a small whisper...in my panties...in the privacy of my own home...I'm allowed!)
 

Friday, April 4, 2014

Getting My Scare On



I Love horror movies.  Mind you, I Hate slasher movies.  My husband is not a fan of either which leaves me waiting until he's at work to watch them...with my 2 year old, who just happens to love zombie movies in particular.  There are times when I consider the movie to be too graphic for her and I'll try to cover her eyes.  Like the one time the guy was getting attacked by a zombie and was about to rip the zombie's head off...she peeked over my hand and said "Whoa, that was close," just as the zombie's head came off.  So, does that mean I'm doing this right or so very wrong?

Some days I just make the Mountain Man suffer through it.  Some times I'm just too eager to get my scare on.  And other times I'm just feeling cruel and put on a movie that I know he especially will hate, like anything with sharks, he hates sharks!  Mwhahaha....I'm a good wife, because I keep it interesting.

Shark Attack



So, how do you feel about horror movies, fan or not?  Either way, you need to watch this little bit of awesomeness.

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Throw Back Thursday!

This is my first Throw Back Thursday picture that I've ever posted.  From what I understand you're supposed to get to just post a picture from back when, and not have to write anything....oops, fail.  Let me introduce you to The Mountain Man, Christmas 2010.